Early this morning, prior to heading out to Chartreuse's Market Days, I did the usual first-weekend-of-the-month event: hit the local Civitan flea market. Towards the end of my circuit, I parked my roller cart near a vendor and proceeded to peruse his wares. Nothing intriguing, so I grabbed the cart and headed to the parking lot. While heading out, I ran into 2 other dealers, so stopped to chat. Ten minutes later, I was ready to load the cart into my car.

D'OH! I'd inadvertently grabbed someone else's cart. Mortified, I hightailed it back into the flea market, retracing my steps. I was about 100 feet in when an imposing woman stopped dead, pointed at me and began screaming, "THIEF! THIEF!"
While she continued to scream at me, drawing a crowd, I calmly explained that it was an innocent mistake, I'd brought it back, and was very sorry. She was having none of it. She took out her phone and threatened to call the police. Whatever. The crowd kept explaining to her that it was over, crisis averted, and that I'd done the right thing in bringing it right back. Everyone proclaimed that they'd done so at a supermarket, and it was no big deal.
She was having none of it. I decided it was just time to walk away. I feel bad for scaring her, but BFD. It's happened to everyone. So much for my brush with the law.

I then hightailed it to Chartreuese, as my sister and many of my vendor peeps were selling. This taxidermy display out back cracked me up. I did a lot of visiting, and zero buying, which was a tad disappointing—though not surprising given my outlay in MB 2 weeks ago.

My sister, Michelle, had a lot of new altered dolls, which I adore.

The bad grrrl on the left is named Athena, the Huntress, and the one on the right is The Boss.

And she freely admitted that she spent waaayyy too much time on this. This, my friends, is why I adore flea markets. Even if I risk arrest once in a while.