I'm taking a tip from my neighbor Eric, who on January 1st offered up new year's resolutions for OTHERS. Because making (and keeping) your own are so tedious and ineffectual. Diet and exercise are sooooo 2012.
FLEA MARKET STYLE MAGAZINE: Because you are the best junky decorating magazine, in my opinion, your resolution should be to publish monthly. Weekly would obviously be better, and you really ought to consider DAILY issues.
ANTIQUE TYPEWRITERS: Enough with this game of hide and seek you insist on playing with me these last few months. Come out, come out, wherever you are.
VINTAGE SUITCASES: Take my advice to the typewriters. Give yourselves up and no one will get hurt.
ARLINGTON, VA (where I live): Recycling and all things eco are all the rage! So get on board and sponsor town-wide curbside junk days. My junker friends in central NY and NJ get loads of free junk, and I think it's time that Virginia joins the 21st century and offers ME some free junk. In return, I promise to put out any and all unwanted/unsold shabby chic crap treasures that are already endangering my low tolerance for sanity.
Did I miss anything?