Periodically, on chat rooms and on Facebook pages, the subject comes up. It's a favorite topic amongst doleful junkers. So it's time to bring it out into the open, no longer murmured in secret:
Initially, I leaned towards super-stretchy arms (so I can outreach anyone and everyone at flea markets).
Then again, the ability to freeze all my competitors so I can buy everything I want while they thaw sounds mighty useful.
Or would I rather be able to teleport large purchases magically from Texas to Virginia?
Quite possibly, the power to clone suitcases and typewriters would come in mighty handy on those weekends that I come up dry.
What about you? What are your desired junking superpowers?
And, more importantly, how can we get someone to fund an X Prize competition to make them a reality?